romanticshark:

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It was just making it sound even more like a date. But Rin figures that can’t be it.

"… You just want me to pay because it’s your birthday.” he notes. That’s what it was about, yeah? It had to be. It does make sense, he supposes. "Fine, all right. Just nowhere too expensive.

How dense can this guy be?  Honestly.  Does he have to flat out
say it’s a date?  Dates are …normal between best friends.  Best dates.  
Best friends.  Fuck it.  ”Kind of,” he answers.  ”It’s a birthday date.”  
Is he making Rin take him out on a date for his birthday?  Yes, he is.  
He definitely is.  ”I want to eat pizza.”

pridefulshark:

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         『 鮫 』     A twitch there.
Oh how bad he wants to prove this guy wrong but there was no way that he was flashing his dick to Sousuke…

NO WAY.

S-SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Sounds like something a loser would say.”
Rin is really too easy to goad.

pridefulshark:

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      『 鮫 』     “I’M NOT SCARED! I’M JUST NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND COMPARE MY DICK, Y’DAMN WEIRDO!!”

Are you surrendering, Rin?  I understand.
It’s pretty hard to compete with me when you
were destined to lose since the beginning.”

Anonymous asked:

Nessie: Mythical creature : Not real. So since your dick is Nessie. Your dick must be non-existent~ .

Oh, trust me.  There’s nothing non-existent about this dick.
He’s much too humble to say anything about it, but they don’t
call it ‘Nessie’ for its lack of existence; they call it ‘Nessie’
because he’s a total monster in bed.

Anonymous asked:

I bet my tongue could beat up your tongue :P -Rin

Maybe, but I bet my dick can beat up your dick.”

mizuae asked:

' the trash can is /that/ way. '

He throws his empty soda can at the other.
"Ah, sorry, I thought you were the trash can.”

pridefulshark:

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         『 鮫 』     “Why would— I can’t believe that actually came into mind….”
"And shut up about Ness— that stupid name for your dick.”

Are you scared of losing?  I didn’t think you’d ever back down
from a challenge.  Nessie and I’ll be happy to take you on and your
five inches.”

pridefulshark:

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      『 鮫 』     "One, my dick is bigger. Two, N E S S I E?”

Do you want to compare?  Loser buys the winner a cola.
Don’t insult Nessie like that.  Nessie has feelings too.”